me: I'm pretty sure I would marry every single Avenger.
obnoxious friend: Black Widow is an Avenger.
me: Did I fucking stutter?
we should all be thankful that centipedes can’t fly
(Source: gay8, via sugarcladdy)
I can’t wait to get married because its like a sleepover every night with your best friend.
(Source: thrillsurfer, via pizza)
when you drink the water and the tummy go sploosh sploosh
"Be bold enough to use your voice, brave enough to listen to your heart and strong enough to live the life you’ve imagined."
- Anonymous (via kimmisniceandnaughty)
(Source: tierneylee, via recoveryisbeautiful)